Find a fake kitty who doesn’t mind wearing it:
OR:
Put it on the Nutcracker…
or the soap dispenser…
the coffee pot…
a candy jar…
the kid’s bank…
a cookie jar…
a tree ornament…
a teeny tiny dolphin…
a little bitty christmas tree…
Bowling Pin Suzy…
a very large swan lamp…
or, better yet…
Gifford MacShane, Author 